No guest stars this week. There’s nothing to say. Except, hey Maryland — beat Duke.
I don’t care that Duke’s favored. I don’t care that it’s gonna rain. I don’t care that Duke has some hot-shot quarterback named Thaddeus. Does Thaddeus wear a derby hat out on the field instead of a helmet? Does he drink tea on the sidelines with his pinkie finger extended? That’s great. Thaddeus. Go to it, Thaddeus. I bet Charles Riggleton III and all the other Dookie trust fund babies really approve of your name, Thaddeus.
Maryland just needs to lace up their shoes and play ball. Fu*k Duke. Beat em, Terps.
Prediction: Maryland 27, Duke 17