Huh? It’s like the lacrosse team isn’t even reading. At the very least, they are finding shockingly little motivation in my words. For despite my exhortations to just beat Hopkins, they did not. They lost to the Blue Jays — the freaking Blue Jays — 10-9 last Saturday. That’s three years in a row. That makes me upset.
Way to ruin my LACROSSE JAM, fellas. Looks like I did all that drinking for nothing. And what am I going to do with all this paella? I can’t eat it now. That was LACROSSE JAM paella. Maybe those blue jays will eat it.