Duke beats Maryland, celebrates with ski trip, uses indigent children instead of skis


So college basketball’s evil empire wins again. Bravo. The team of twerps and 80s movie villains prevails.  Singler is the biggest twerp of them all. There’s just something about him that makes me want to put my fist through the TV. It’s like he lives in some kind of magic bubble. I could picture him walking down the sidewalk one day, eating an ice cream cone, but up ahead a crane has lost control of its wrecking ball, and the ball is headed straight for him, but at the last second a construction worker jumps in the way to save him but dies in the process, and then Singler, who didn’t see the wrecking ball because he was too busy enjoying his delicious ice cream, steps over the worker’s body, tosses 50 cents on the corpse, and walks away thinking about what a nice guy he is, and why couldn’t people be more like him.  I really despise Kyle Singler. F you, you Boo Radley lookin stickbag!

How’s that for some hardcore roundball analysis.  But really, what else is there to say? The Terps lost a hard-fought game. Milbourne continues to be our most consistently good player. The missed free throws were troubling. I hate Gerald Henderson. Best screen ever. I hate Kyle Singler. Vasquez fouled out before the game actually started. Hayes was surprisingly good. I hate Mike Kzhrewyeskzzskis. There’s your summary.

But you know what? A win last night would have been like found money. Now we have NC State, Wake, and UVA. This is the real season-within-a-season. If — IF — we can man up and win those three, I think we may be in. If — IF — we win two of those and IF we win a game in the ACC tourney, I think we may be in. The Terps’ RPI is 58. I’m no RPIologist, but I would describe that as fair to middlin. Looks like another late season run of Maryland being featured in every single national bubble discussion. They should change their name to the Bubbles. The Maryland Bubbles. Go Bubs.

5 Responses to “Duke beats Maryland, celebrates with ski trip, uses indigent children instead of skis”

  1. 1 rullmania
    February 26, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Totally agree with every thing here. Duke always has a guy that everyone can’t stand.

    – Singler
    – Paulus (the only reason he is glad that he comes off the bench is the fact that Singler is now the target.
    – Langdon
    – Wojo
    – Hurley
    – Parks
    – Laettner
    – Ferry

    I am sure there are more but these guys stand out more than the others.

  2. February 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Last night I was introduced to the leader of a new generation of Duke players that I already hate, namely Miles Plumlee. Where the butt do they find these honkies?

  3. February 26, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Good list, Rullmania. Yeah, we could play that game all day, but I felt a particularly strong need to throw Redick and Dunleavy out there, too. And who was that guy who did all those ridiculous thug poses, but he was really from like suburban Minneapolis. Oh, it was Rashan McLeod. Hated that guy.

  4. 4 rdclutch
    February 27, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Yeah, all those Duke players you mentioned were great to hate on. Don’t forgot Shane Battier. He was the Coach K’s little mini satan. The best NBA players to come out of Duke are Adrian Dantly, Eltan Brand, Grant Hill, Carlos Boozer, Christian Laettner, and Lu “don’t call me Al” Deng.

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