Terps answer the bell, say “please take me off your list,” hang up

A while back I joked that, because Duke beat the Terps by 41 and Clemson beat Duke by 27, that Clemson would beat Maryland by around 70. Well, sadly for me, that wasn’t too far off, as Clemson destroyed Maryland by 29 last night, 93-64. So much for the momentum, not to mention the gleam.

No Terp fan needs to be told that the tournament is looking more and more like a pipe dream.  The true challenge now lies in seeing how many beers it takes me to sustain my famous optimism.

Or, at least, my ability to continue watching these blowouts to their conclusion (they’ve now lost four times this season by 17 or more). And last night’s second half was near the top for sheer ugliness.  If you found a time when either team ran a coherent offensive play on two consecutive possessions, you’re ahead of me.  The Terps’ offense fell apart because they lost their composure.  The Tigers stopped running offense because they didn’t need to.

Big man Trevor Booker was the star for #13 Clemson. His final line was 11 points on 5-5 shooting, 14 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 three-pointer, 1 highlight-reel dunk, 1 hamburger consumed on the sideline, 5 pantomimes implying sexual domination, 7 text messages sent during game action, 4 bitch smacks on Gary Williams’ mama, 1 wading into the crowd to bang a groupie, and 2 horseback ridings of Big Dave Neal. You get the idea. I give Big Dave Neal credit though…he hung in there. Braxton Dupree would have been rocking back and forth under the basket like Rain Man.

What else, what else. Oh, Sean Mosely had the worst two-minute stretch of basketball I’ve seen this season. Before he was mercifully pulled at 17:45 of the second half, he missed two layups, committed one foul, and got smoked and roasted by Terrence Oglesby for an easy layup. Oglesby actually spread relish on Mosely’s arm and took a bite as he drove by. It was just wrong.

But Mosely wasn’t the only one. That second-half stinkfest was a group effort, as evidenced by the team’s 38 percent FG percentage (and Clemson’s 58). One bright spot: Jerome Burney made his return from injury and got two points and three boards. It’ll be nice to have him for the stretch run…such as it is. The 16-9 Terps have Carolina next. Any time they want to start that patented late-season run, that would be great. In the meantime, hand me another beer. Go Terps.

2 Responses to “Terps answer the bell, say “please take me off your list,” hang up”

  1. February 18, 2009 at 10:52 am

    They’re still following my blueprint for a tournament appearence – lose these games against Clemson, UNC, and Duke, and then win out in the final three games. That would get them a 6th or 7th place finish in conference, and so far the consensus is that the ACC is good enough to send its top seven. The only problem is they aren’t keeping it close. Big loss margins are going to give the committee some serious pause because they may think we’ll get blown out in a first round 9/3 matchup. If there’s one thing the committee tries to avoid it’s blowouts. The Terps probably have to win those last three and get another upset in the ACC Tournament to get on the bubble.

  2. February 18, 2009 at 10:55 am

    I don’t think losing to Clemson, UNC, and Duke, then beating Wake, NC State, and UVA will be enough. That’s 19 wins and leaves them short on “resume” wins, in my opinion. Moreover, they’ve been absolutely blown out five times now (Duke, UNC, Clemson, Georgetown, Gonzaga), plus the loss to Morgan State. Hey, I’m definitely the pessimist of us two, but I think they have to beat either Duke or Carolina in order to feel anything close to confident.

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