In the first quarter of this Sunday’s Patriots vs. Cardinals game, fans in Foxboro, MA, reported they saw a flash of light dance across the stadium. When the crowd looked to the scoreboard somebody had left the Patriots two touchdowns in the blink of an eye. Slow motion instant replay revealed that the reported flash of light was, indeed, former Maryland football star LaMont Jordan. Jordan, who gained a Stanta Clausesque physique after signing a big contract with the Raiders in 2005, was nowhere to be found after the game. There are reports coming out of Foxboro that he has mysteriously disappeared for the rest of the season. The holiday season, that is.
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