Huzzah for Thanksgiving! And huzzah for any Thanksgiving sporting event that diverts attention from this year’s garbage NFL games. The Terps are making a “pilgrimmage” down to Orlando for Thanksgiving this year. And what’s on the “main course” but the Michigan State Spartans! Hopefully the Terps will crush them like my Aunt Sally crushes a box of Franzia while she pretends to cook but really just opens the cranberry sauce and doesn’t even mush it up to conceal the can shape. You know, because she’s shitfaced from the Franzia. Her favorite flavor is Grapleberry.
There’s good news and bad news for the Terps on this one. The good news is that Michigan State center Goran Suton will not play in the game. He’s injured. The bad news is that the same goes for Maryland’s center. He’s in the starting lineup.
I’m just kidding, Braxton (because I just know he reads this blog). Here, have some more pillowy soft mashed potatoes! Something tells me you like those.
The game’s at 7…perfect for nap time. Hopefully I can stave off the tryptophan, though, because this is gonna be a big test. Goterps.