This Saturday’s tilt against Florida State will be HUGE for the Terps. A win puts them in the driver’s seat of their division. And if Wake also beats BC on Saturday, we’re in the ACC championship.
So yeah, lots riding on this. And what makes it even more exciting is that the Shell Games staff — all two of us — will be in attendance. Tickets are purchased, spousal permission forms are signed, cameras and hip flasks are charged up, lunch money is taped to our jacket linings.
To make Byrd Stadium extra intimidating (I guess), they’re encouraging fans to wear black:
This kind of works out for me, as I was planning to wear black anyway — with a predicted high of only 39 degrees, I’ll need it in order to absorb the sun’s precious rays. On the other hand, I’m getting tired of these contrived stadium gimmicks. Let’s all wear a certain color! Does it matter whether it’s the actual team color? Shut up! Hey, let’s all wave dish towels over our heads! Everyone bang thunder sticks! Everyone learn the macarena! Everyone bring one red carnation wrapped in a banana leaf! Everyone wear adult diapers! It’s like the Terp marketing team comes up with new gimmicks, campaigns, and jersey designs just so they have something to talk about at their weekly staff meetings. But it’s a larger issue, too. Every crowd is the same now. Same gimmicks, same jumbotron, same cheers, same songs. Everyone jingles their keys on third down, everyone hops around when their hoops team is on a run. Et cetera. Some times certain sports leagues are accused of being “copycat.” I guess that now goes for many fan bases, too. Or at least PR staffs. Hey, you guys want an intimidating environment for the other team? Sell beer.
Anyway, it looks like tickets are still available for the game. How is this not sold out? I feel like there are a lot of Maryland fans out there who get up for the Duke game at Comcast Center and nothing else. We’ve got a conference championship in the balance here!
I’m sure it will be rockin once kickoff rolls around, especially since it’s at 7:45. Someone’s going to break the campus police’s BAC record. Let’s just hope it’s not me. And let’s hope Terphed has some black he can wear so university marketing security doesn’t find him and extract him at the turnstiles.