Good God…twelve toppings? I’d like my pizza to have pepperoni, double cheese, black olives, sausage, onions, tomatoes, green olives, er, sauce, did I say double cheese already? Well, then triple it, bitch! I can’t believe Papa John’s doesn’t offer shitaki mushrooms yet. I only eat shitakis. Way to know your clientele, guys. I want to know what happens if they lose and don’t score. You probably get a free breadstick…up your ass! Yes.