I don’t want this to appear to be a “dig” on the Terp women’s volleyball team, but despite being “set” up for a potentially bright future, the team hasn’t yet “netted” a “spike” in the win column. Shazam.
Okay, but seriously now. Women’s volleyball is no laughing matter. It’s not. Just a few days ago the team fell to 1-5 on the year after a tough loss to national powerhoue St. John’s. To preemptively answer your question, yes, we still have Maggie Schmelzle, who recently took sole possession of fourth place on the school’s all-time Digs list. But sometimes, having Maggie Schmelzle is not enough, as I’m sure even Maggie Schmelzle would tell you.