Right this way, Jordan! We just wanna talk to you a little bit


Hey, Jordan, over here!  How ya doin?  How’s the thumb, heh?  Feelin better?  What did you say?  Didn’t quite catch that. Oh, you say it’s no big deal?  You’ll be ready this Saturday?  Heheh, that sounds great, Jordan.  And on behalf of myself, and all my associates here, I wanna wish you all the best. 

Oh, wait.  There was just one more thing.  The coach asked me to deliver a little message to you.  Yeah, that’s right, Ralphie the Fridge sent us.  So come on back, will ya?  I guess you could say this is our own little locker room back here.  You like it?  There’s just one little pointer we wanna give you.  On your throwin technique. It’ll only take a moment of your time. Come on back, Jordan.  I insist. 

Atta boy. Don’t be nervous, we’ve done this many times. And it may be NSFW, by the way.

Put some ice on it, Jordan. Someone call Ralphie, tell him it’s taken care of and he can go with Chris.

2 Responses to “Right this way, Jordan! We just wanna talk to you a little bit”

  1. 1 terphed
    September 4, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Steffy should look on the bright side here. He can dedicate a lot more time to pimpin it at the Stone. He can start putting that kineseology degree to work. He can be the team’s #1 fan for the rest of the year. There are a lot of alternatives to football.

  2. 2 M.A.S.H.
    September 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    He’ll always be number one for the Ladies’ Team…whatever that might mean to you.

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