Archive for October 26th, 2009

26
Oct
09

Know your Benchwarmers: Ersin Levent

(With basketball season just around the corner, it’s time to get acquainted with your 2009-2010 Maryland Terrapin ballers. I’m starting with the reserves so that you, the reader, can make an informed decision about who you want to ironically cheer for during garbage time. It is my gift to you.)

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Ersin Levent is a sophomore forward on the team. He’s 6’7″, 185 and hails from right here in Rockville, Md., where he played his high school ball for the Landon School, an expensive private school for wealthy people. What? It is. While there, he made honorable mention in The Gazette’s all-county team on his way to helping Landon to its first Interstate Athletic Conference Championship in four decades. He also played golf (rather successfully) and ran track for Landon.

This is all well and good, but it doesn’t really tell you about the man, does it? What about the man? Well, Ersin played on the Maryland club team as a freshman, then worked his ass off and made the big team as a walk-on. Do I detect a hint of Rudy in the air? Like a really, really rich golf-playing Rudy? My eyes are welling up. Plus, in the interview, he says that on a scale of 1 to 10 his hatred for Duke is a 10. Oh, Ersin. You’ve cinched my heart.

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Also, if those notoriously authentic discussion board posts are any indication, Ersin enjoys studying business, strategizing about how to conserve dining hall points, sharing the mundane details of his life, going to Thanksgiving at his uncle’s house, being really REALLY active on Terps message boards, and pleasuring women.

He also resembles Chris Turner, does he not? I think it’s the lopsided smirk-grin.

As far as his game, he seems to follow the classic benchwarming white guy mold — he shoots and then he scraps, scraps and then shoots. He’s a hustle guy. An effort guy. I’m imagining a lot of footage of Ersin leading the cheers in his warmup suit. Every team needs a guy like that.

Ersin is the one on the left.

Ersin is the one on the left.

Final recommendation: I predict some name chants for Ersin; that is, if the students can figure out how to pronounce his name. ER-sin LE-vent, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap.

(Photo credits: UMTerps.com, DCSportsfan.com, Baltimore Sun)

26
Oct
09

Maryland ranked fifth in preseason ACC poll

So Maryland is ranked fifth in the official ACC preseason poll. Seems a little low. Duke is picked to finish first. Seems a little high.

Clemson was picked third. I would complain that this seems high, but since they’ve beaten the Terps six out the last eight times they’ve played, I’ll just keep my mouth shut.

In the same announcement, Vasquez was picked second in the running for ACC Player of the Year. Seems about right. Duke’s Kyle Singler was picked first. Seems a little high. Although I most definitely have him number one in my preseason Player Who Most Looks Like Boo Radley Award. So he’s got that going for him. I hear the trophy is carved out of soap.




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