Archive for December, 2008

30
Dec
08

11:21am on game day thoughts finally turn to the humanitarian bowl

It’s late morning on December 30th on the east coast, and it just dawned on me that today is the day Maryland faces Nevada in the Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl in Boise, ID.  The game is going to be played at 2:30 Mountain Time, which is 4:30 EST – a time that guarantees I will miss the first half while finishing my work day and commuting home.  The game time forecast calls for a a balmy Idaho winter day of 41deg.  Did you know that Boise, ID is 2,374mi from College Park by car?  Barring traffic in Wyoming, that’s an estimated  1 day and 11hr drive.  On the other hand, Reno is a 422mi drive, which is a little over 4hrs at a rate of 100 mi/hr through what looks quite literally like nothing on the map.

This “neutral site” game should be like an average sparsely attended home game for Nevada, and I’m assuming that is why they are a 2.5pt favorite on the Vegas line.  It may also be because there are a lot more people in Nevada that have access to the Vegas line than there are in Maryland, thus driving the spread up.  This is a typical bettors trap game and is a perfect illustration of why over 90% of sports gamblers lose (it’s much higher than the 50% everyone assumes).

Maryland finished with a winning record after playing the 21st toughest schedule in the nation and beating four ranked teams.  The ACC ended-up with 10 bowl eligible teams.  There is no comparison between the WAC and the ACC.  If Maryland hadn’t lost a fluke game against MTSU, then the Terps wouldn’t be in this mess to begin with.  With all due respect to Ernest Hemingway, I am going to have to disagree with him and say the Terps are going to give the Nevada Wolfpack a beating.

After coming off games against Florida State and Boston College, the Wolfpack secondary is going to appear to be moving in slow motion.  Maryland brings a much tougher defense than Nevada.  The Terps offense moved the ball well against BC.  Maryland might be suffering from apathy and travel fatigue, but there are players on this team like Darrius Heyward-Bey that are playing for a shot at the NFL, and others looking to solidify a starting position in 2009. I say they come to play. My prediction: Maryland 34, Nevada 24, and it won’t even be that close.

Don’t forget to stop by the Roady’s on Rte 301 in Centerville after the game, and tell ‘em Shell Games sent ya!

26
Dec
08

A Preview in the Afternoon: A Humanitarian Bowl anaylsis from novelist Ernest Hemingway

ernest-hemingwayI left Spain in 1940 and after some years found myself in Idaho.  The leaves are yellow on the cottonwoods there and the wind brings a coolness to the rooming houses.  I was driving the road one day and saw a mountain and in its foothills lay a small tavern. The sign along the road said welcome to Boise. I did not stop at the sign. I kept on driving. There was no pulloff there for pulling over to look at the welcome sign.

I went into the tavern and ordered grappa. What is grappa, said the bartender. So instead I ordered white wine and nachos. The nachos came with meat and tomatoes and yellow cow’s milk cheese. I dipped pieces of fried cornmeal into the meat mixture and tipped the plate to drink the oil of the meat, and then I washed it down with the crisp white wine. What the hell are you doing, asked the bartender. I gazed at the cheese as it hardened on the plate.  I have unseen scars, you see.

A small television flickered in the corner and it displayed a blue field. It was a field for football. A boy’s game. The game of a boy before he goes to a woman. Before he knows the true sport of man — that of hunting another man.  In the dark.  Or the autumn.

I wonder if Nevada will beat Maryland in the Humanitarian Bowl, said a man on the stool next to me.  I wanted to tell the fool that for a humanitarian to bowl there would first need to be humans.  Nevada has a lot of good runners including their quarterback, he said.  What’s the good in running.  I ran but not to escape and I escaped anyway but it was not to freedom.

Colin Kaepernick is the Wolf Pack quarterback and he is the WAC player of the year.  He can run like the cool clear stream behind Ochoa’s house just east of Andalusia. Marko Mitchell is their primary wideout and Via Taua is their tailback.  They are both first-team all WAC and they can dance like fine bulls or trouts on the spawn.  The offense averages 37.8 points per game.  The defense allowed 31.5.  That is not very good.  For the Terps, Darrius Heyward-Bey has this last game to prove his draft mettle.  Those in Maryland, for the sake of the game if not his return to school, may hope that he takes full advantage of this opportunity. Maryland says its true strength is defense but it finished ninth in the ACC in total defense and I do not see how they can say defense is a strength when they cannot defend themselves.  Offenses can break boys and will know that day that they killed but they will do the killing and they will go on.

There are forces and there are objects but these are all weak and eventually they will all die and their dreams will feed the cottonwoods.  When the prize is 8-5 there are no long lines for the barrera seats.

The Boise State field is blue.  Like the blue fields of Kilamanjaro.

I left the tavern and went out into the street.

Final prediction:  Nevada 37.8, Maryland 31.5

23
Dec
08

Maryland mails in their revenge, serves it luke warm

Well, apparently it was too much to ask that we blow American out by 30.  I guess I’ll have to settle for a relatively measly 16-point margin of victory, as the Terps downed the Eagles 67-51 in the CP last night. Forgive me if I don’t start ripping up stop signs on Route 1.

I know, I know. A win is a win, and I should just take the W, and they don’t count style points, and blah blah blah. But you know what? Fuck that. You heard me. Fuck it in the ear. I wanted to see some blood on the court last night. I mean, they lost to American last year for the first time since 1926. Last time we lost to them, the Great Depression hadn’t happened yet. It was humiliating for the program.

Did you hear the big news, Paw?  Murland done lost to the Iggles.

Did you hear the big news, Paw? Murland done lost to the Iggles.

So now this year they win, and I’m supposed to be all happy because the team got a balanced scoring attack led by Big Dave Neal? That they really bore down on defense in the second half? You never hear anyone saying that about Carolina this time of year…”boy, they really got serious in the second half there! They’re now almost totally in control of that dog doo sandwich of a team they’re playing!” No, you do not hear that about Carolina, or any other contending team. You hear: it was a blowout. Nothing to see here. You tune in during the second half, you don’t hear the announcers saying “boy, they’ve really upped the defensive pressure coming out of the timeout!” You hear, “no, seriously. Best prime rib I ever had. We should go back there tonight, Dick. Whenever this is done.”

What is really troubling is that the Terps STILL seem to think it is OK to come out in second gear and coast to a victory. Sure, they got away with it last night against an inferior team, but how many more times will that work? Coming out for every game with differing levels of intensity is the very definition of inconsistency. And that is what has plagued the team for the past five seasons.

I really would have liked to see them eat the Eagles’ lunch and throw it back up into their mouths baby bird style. They were certainly capable of doing that. And before the game they were certainly saying all the right things about focus and so on. But until the Terps start walking their talk a little more, I’m not going to get excited over a cupcake win that should have been over by halftime.

22
Dec
08

lamont jordan sighted dashing through the snow

As Jordan crosses the goal-line he gives the signal for his sleigh to retrieve him.

As Jordan crosses the goal-line he gives the signal for his sleigh to retrieve him.

In the first quarter of this Sunday’s Patriots vs. Cardinals game, fans in Foxboro, MA, reported they saw a flash of light dance across the stadium.  When the crowd looked to the scoreboard somebody had left the Patriots two touchdowns in the blink of an eye.  Slow motion instant replay revealed that the reported flash of light was, indeed, former Maryland football star LaMont Jordan.  Jordan, who gained a Stanta Clausesque physique after signing a big contract with the Raiders in 2005, was nowhere to be found after the game.  There are reports coming out of Foxboro that he has mysteriously disappeared for the rest of the season.  The holiday season, that is.

19
Dec
08

I have a little something to say to American University

Tonight the role of Ike Clanton will be played by the AU Eagles. Let’s watch, and listen:

Oh, and make no mistake, AU. It’s not revenge we’re after. It’s a reckoning.

19
Dec
08

Blake Blazes it Up

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Well.  I was on a break.  Until I saw a certain stat line this morning and couldn’t resist.   Last night Steve Blake got a 22 and 10 in a victory for the Portland Jail Weed Trailblazers. And if that’s not enough, add four steals and four rebounds in there.  That’s a downright Chrispaulian effort…I’m not comparing the two, but hey, it’s a sick game no matter who you are.

Blake goes by many nicknames.  EminemGummoTimothy McVeigh.  No matter what you call him, though, Blake is looking pretty daggone strong right now for the 17-10 Blazers.  He’s averaging 11.2 points and 4.5 dimes this season as the team’s starting point guard.  A couple weeks ago he hit a game-winner, and overall has developed a serious three-point stroke (he’s shooting 42%).

Who would have thought that Steve Blake would become a legit NBA player?  I always liked his game as much as anybody, but he seemed destined for backup status.  It’s kind of like having a baby, and suddenly realizing that the baby is now running around and building sand castles and such.  Slowly but surely, Blake just keeps developing.  And he takes it incredibly seriously. Coach Nate McMillan said he’s a team leader and one of its most competitive guys.  Blake quit drinking earlier this year, and spent the summer training with UFC fighter Nate Quarry.  That can’t be an easy workout.

I always wonder what Eric Hayes thinks about Blake. I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard a broadcaster compare Hayes to Blake, based on little more than physical appearance and perhaps general demeanor. They’re not basing it on ability, that’s for sure. And I’m sure Hayes realizes that every time he, you know, doesn’t play as well as Blake did.  Nothing against Hayes at all…I just think the comparison is a little unfair and inaccurate, no matter how much us fans might wish it to be true.

It will be interesting to see what happens in Portland as rookie guard phenom Rudy Fernandez continues to develop (remember, Brandon Roy has the two spot on lock).  But for now, Steve Blake is looking very comfortable — surprisingly comfortable — in this prominent role.  Goterps.

17
Dec
08

Takin’ a Break from All Our Worries

The Noise in Boise is still 14 days away. Although everyone is clearly excited — reports are that the Maryland AD has sold a whopping 16 tickets! That’s as many as I sold to my recent colonoscopy. But that may be more a reflection on the greatness of my colonoscopies than the football team. We had it catered and everything.

In other news, the next basketball cupcake game is not until Sunday (although it’s against American, and we need revenge). Soccer and field hockey are over. Lacrosse is a spring sport. What’s a Terps blog to do? Take a break, that’s what. Recharge before the hoops season begins in earnest.

When the games come back, we’ll come back. In the meantime, enjoy the Maryland YouTubery below, have a great holiday season, good luck on those finals, and GO TERPS!

(P.S.: Please also enjoy this delightfully comprehensive history of Josh Portis’s career from East Coast Bias.)

Shaun Hill vs. Alex Smith montage….guess who wins

Kevin Barnes makes Jahvid Best puke

My favorite play in Maryland basketball history

My second-favorite play in Maryland basketball history

My third-favorite play in Maryland basketball history




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